Do you think a women could like me?

I would first like to begin this discussion, by thoroughly examining the conundrum at hand that is the ex parte of my own bi-centennial memorandum. However, this journey is likened to a mosque of convoluted, dagonet-esque, and proverbial goldbrick cynicism. Yes , I have seen many women, claiming they can "walk on water" and "turn men inmto slaves many". They taint my bismarkian ideals, with leviathan like(of darkened Kalamazoo like proportions no less!) exquisiteces. I hope my words have helped shed light on the subject at hand, for I am a gentlemen of the highest order, whom strives for purity